Shohei Ohtani Reaches 50 Stolen Bases, 50 Home Runs

ESPN, once upon a time, was the only place where all kinds of people could come together and enjoy the commonality of sports in its purest form. Those days are long over. As Los Angeles Dodgers phenom Shohei Ohtani becomes the first baseball player to hit 50 home runs and steal 50 bases, the worldwide leader in DEI sports pushes this accomplishment aside to promote the woke WNBA. However, Caitlin Clark seems to be an afterthought. Will these women ever let Clark off the WNBA plantation? Last night's Thursday Night Football game brings unwanted attention as a potential drama sparks between the New York Jets' star quarterback and head coach. Also, longtime devout believer and Hall of Fame NFL coach Tony Dungy reprimands Kamala Harris' recent comments about faith and abortion. Have no fear, though, Kamala and black women everywhere can sleep easy at night knowing that Ryan Clark won’t stand for anything less than the worship of these yass queens.