20231212 Tuesday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary - Trending News

Quick Daily News- Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's AM Headlines Analysis: Tuesday AM.

{All News is Dumb Today-Take a Break, Man and Woman Has Sex-Lady Accuses Rape, Man Vomits on Lady’s Luggage, Kid Found Gun Under Bed-Shoots Self, Seattle Driver/Passengers Run Over Pedestrians at Night, Harvard Keeps Addle-Brained President, and even more Click Bait!}