20231124 Black Friday PM Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary-Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's PM Headline Skim News: Black Friday PM.

{Biden Keeps Hunter VERY CLOSE-Thanksgiving/Shopping, So Far No American Hostages Released-Hamas Trolling Biden, Pro-Palestinians Won't Go Fight in Gaza-Safely Hang Out in NYC, Dean Phillips Will Be Jobless After 2024 Campaign?, Man Filmed Killing a Homeless Man, Vivek Says... Debate on X for Clicks!, Families of Unreleased Hostages-Worried, Jerk Harasses Muslim at Airport, Killing Babies Rights-Babies Are Against Killing Them, Lazy People Have Low Expectations, even more Click Bait!}