20230706 Thursday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's Headline Skim News:{Thursday: July 4 Losers Leave Trash Behind, Justice For Teacher Beaters, Person Found Dead at Home-Not Bigfoot this Time, Churches That Stray-Go Away, Excuses for Pit Bull July 4th Attack-Killed 6yr Old Boy, Don't Mandate ANY College Class, Blasio Identifies as Creepy Weird, Foreigners Look Weird to Us, Non Trump Related Bama Story-Streeeeetch, Polite Behavior on Aircraft!-Just Kidding, Nobody Knows Peaky Blinders-Fringe Dude?, Related-Janitor Says Trump Looks Great!, Mom Hides Son-Parent's Know Best, Sub Stories Uber-Dumb, Local Florida and Wisconsin Crime, Russia Ukraine, Get Fired for Recording Shoplifting, Airplane Bomb Threat Half Hour Before Landing, Elon Musk Ignores that Parents Have Conflict of Interest-Irrational as Leaders-Says Judge Wyld, ...and so much more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.

What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?

Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?

Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.

Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!

Skim headlines and move on.

20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.