Everything You Never Cared About the Russian Poop, I Mean Coup!

In just a bit over 24 hours Russia faced uncertain demise as a Russian mercenary company declared war against...Russia and began a wildly reported march to Moscow, but then, as suddenly as it began it is over.

We are going to tell you all about this fake coup and why I believe it is all a distraction because from the only important story: That I saved $100 on my car insurance.