Chased by monkeys, 6 year old falls to death; 2nd death in 3 days

Today, we discuss the recent viral story about a 26 year old man stripping down to his birthday suit while on the “It’s A Small World” ride at Disneyland in Anaheim, California. It’s ridiculous and disgusting, buuuuut he also did this while “jingle Bells” was playing, so there is plenty of comedic irony at play. We also discuss a Brazilian man dying after his wife set him on fire; a serial wedding crasher being jailed after admitting to targeting 12 couples and stealing their wedding cash gifts, including one couple fundraising for their disabled daughter; a 20 year old Detroit woman knocking out a Kroger employee because her food stamps card didn’t have enough funds to cover her groceries; and the conversation about Trader Joes “racist products” has been resurfaced by a bunch of smooth brained TikTokers.