Name a Cockroach After Your Ex and Watch an Animal Eat it on Valentine's Day

You can now pay $5 to have a cockroach named after your ex, .

Which will then be fed to the animals at the San Antonio Zoo.

During its first-ever “Cry Me a Cockroach” event, the zoo is giving scorned lovers the opportunity to have revenge in a way that helps its animals.

The event will be live-streamed on Facebook this V-Day.

Feeling particularly wronged this year?

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Forgo the $5 roach option and pay the zoo $25 to feed a (frozen, not fresh) rodent bearing your former flame’s name to a ravenous reptile.

If you want in, you better scurry over to the zoo’s website, as the promotion closes on Feb.

14 at 6 p.m.

Only names submitted by that time will be read aloud during the feeding.

Don’t worry — submitters remain anonymous, and only first names will be displayed at the event