# Happy Pi Day! Here Are the Most Clever Pi Jokes

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Happy Pi Day! Here Are the Most Clever Pi Jokes What did Pi's girlfriend say to him during an argument? I wish you would just stop! Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference Pi had its driver's license revoked because it didn't know when to stop.

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared"… The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square." Never talk to pi. He'll go on forever. I saw The Life of Pi. I give it a 3.14 rating..